Question of the day

exaggerated storytelling that somehow excels that conveying the truth

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Lie about how much of a dumbass their dad was

be very fun and give them ice cream 24/7

Protect them

Fix the mistakes I made in my life so they don't make those mistakes

I would get hit by a car and die

I already am an uncle
She loves my nerf blasters for some reason, so that’s what me and her do

Dirt bike

Buy them one

grant them important life lessons and wisdom

Wow I was kind of worried about opening this comment section but this is really nicd

Play mermaids

detonate brainchip