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...oh no | Brock Lesnar retired from WWE | image tagged in cry wojak | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The GOAT has retired 🥀
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1 up, 2w,
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They wanna us to think that a pathetic 28 year old defeated him, they let win that loser cause he was young, that's all
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I haven't watched WWE since 2014. Tbf I didn't even know Brock was still wrestling since hes what 50 now? He's been in the wrestling game for 26 years now.

I think him putting over a younger wrestler on his way out is him raising somebody else up on his way out the company, which is honestly GOATed behaviour.

But aye, in a real fight or MMA match, theres very few WWE stars that could even last 3 minutes against Brock, let alone beat him lol.
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I honestly didn't liked it, just think how he have could felt in that exactly moment he lost against him. Jeez i'm 24 and people already think I'm old compared to a 18 year old!
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Just think how he felt all those years fighting long past his prime and still winning.

Guy had to wear a goatee to hide his sagging jowels. He didn't leave MMA to go to the WWE just because he wanted his spread his sheer awesomeness.
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That story that for people someone younger is much more important is actually scary. I'm even starting to feel anxious to turn 25 now, cause they think 18 year olds are better than me. The world is weird, any human being should be important
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Better? Did you already forget what was like to be 18 wishing you were older?

Someone who is younger is not more important, they're just in a better position to eventually become important because they have more time and energy an opportunities to do so. Most of them, of course, will not become important.

No human being should be important. Human beings are the most awful creatures to have ever existed. Look around you. Look out the window. Look down the street. Look at the television. Look at the world. Humans are awful and destroy everything they touch.
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Well energy it can depends, I seen 40s or 50s people with better energy than my peers
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Yeah? Find me a 40-year-old who can go to school, go to a part-time job afterwards, come home, eat dinner, go out hang out with their friends, come home and watch television, do homework, then go to bed but listen to two or three complete record albums while you're doing that all. And that's not including bathing and the hour the youth spend doing their hair everyday. There's a reason why older people have short plain hairstyles, they don't even have the time to comb it anymore.

It's true what they say, time goes quicker as you age. And not only that, it gets quicker and quicker every year.

All that time you're wasting now waiting to do everything tomorrow instead, you are not going to get back. Do everything you can do now, get that job, save, get that PhD, travel, get a girlfriend, make all the friends you can, get in a band and do anything and everything you wanted to because believe you me, even if you actually still somehow had the desire to do all this stuff when you're older, you won't be able to win all you can do is wake up cut a fart eat breakfast scramble to go to work come home eat dinner and go to bed. And that's if you're not married. If you're married have kids, you can just skip going to bed.
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I meant as strength, not time. At gym for example, mostly 40s people were more stronger than my peers, they lifted up big dumbbells
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That's because they didn't grow up playing Xbox and not going outside like they do today.

Regardless, read what I said. You should have been sleeping for 6 hours already. Go to bed, get up, try to do the things you're supposed to do at your age and enjoy life. While there's still time. This is the only chance you got. You don't get this time back. You don't start looking for a job when you're 32. You don't look for the person of your dreams to settle down with at 35. Heck, if you don't have one by your mid twenties you're in a heap of trouble, because all that's left is the garbage that nobody else wanted, and they didn't want them for a good reason. Women can get almost anybody they want. For guys, it's not so easy. So if you find a woman who's available at 32 and she's never been married, there's a damn good reason for it, and I mean damn. Same goes for guys. If nobody wants them by that age, nobody wants them by that age.

Never mind me, they never listen. Come back to me 10 years and you'll be saying, "Oh guess what Modda, you were absolutely right." You have no idea how many times I heard that in my life.

Just ask the other guy. He was your age once too. And no matter how much we're in denial, we can never be that age again.
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I agree. I hate humans

Btw mostly adults are really weird with youth people. Sometimes they find the excuse that they can be their sons or whatever just to flirt with them
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That's why you should stick around with people your own age. That's why everybody else does that. That's why the people who don't do that are all screwed up in the head.
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The problem is that people my own age are dumb.
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No, he had nothing to do with putting a younger wrestling on his way out.. he had nothing to do with the choice, it was in the script, and keeping to the McMahon formula, humiliation is key when it comes to retirement.
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I agree. That WWE is another toxic place
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McMahon is another one who should run for president, he couldn't get in prison if he willingly walked into one.
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McMahon is just another piggie.
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I thought Vince bugged off a few years back and Triple sHite was running the company? I haven't kept up since 2014.
Heck, the last thing I've watched was CM Punk vs The Undertaker at Wrestlemania and John Cena's shite retirement match against that German guy.
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Yeah, but Hunter kept with the same style. He even humiliated Sean Michaels about being in denial about going bald when he was presenting him some award or something like that years ago. Last time I watched was around the time they broke up the Wyatt Family for some unknown ridiculous reason. Best thing they had going, and they decided to experiment at the height of it.

If you want a treat and haven't heard, check out McMahon and his current look plus his arrest last year. He looks like a parody of a creepy Don Juan guy in some terribly cheesy B-flick.
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Oof, I looked it up. Old Vince McMince got caught up in an FBI human trafficking case.
And I've had a wee look at Vince and his bumfluff. With that wee tash he looks like Dick Dastardly lol.
Apparently he's trying to slither his way back into the company again.

Either way Paul 'C**ter' Levisque and Mice McMahon are a pair of daft tadgers.
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More recently it was that he got pulled over for driving 100 mph on the highway in some super duper sports car. Said he was on the way to a family wedding or something like that but it was obvious he was narced up.
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Haha he wrecked is Bentley like an absolute dobber.
I haven't tuned in for years but I'd love to hear what Jim Cornette has to say about that.
But aye, I wouldn't be surprised if he snorted something beforehand because he's old school like that.
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It's been ages since I watched. A few months ago I gave it a couple of minutes, and it was even worse than I thought, plasticated soap opera that almost deliberately sounds faker than fake. It's so thoroughly scripted, even the confetti falls into marked spots.

I forgot how I found out about McMahon, I know I bumped into the story by accident.

I used to not like Jim Cornette for some forgotten reason, but then I realized he was pretty cool. But I lost track of him as well.
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Perhaps you should replace that great white with a prairie dog. Or two. You could throw in his brother while you're at it. Real tough guys, blasting away at prairie dogs with bullets made for elephants. Literally.
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I try to have some sleep. Even if my parents now won't let me to sleep for sure, btw thanks for your advice
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