Didn't think that one through...

You can avoid the fate of the guy in the bottom half by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Also, when you're in Heaven, you'll get all the energy you need from God and you won't need to sleep.

more like satan dammit

"There ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees, I've got bills to pay I've got mouths to feed, there ain't nothin' in this world for free…"