The last time we drove into Canada, we were detained by the Gestapo at the border, who were acting like they'd been invaded by Klingons. They told us that they KNEW we had guns, and we'd be held until we surrendered them!
Turns out the morons didn't understand the meaning of the field within my state's driver's-license database which indicated I had a concealed-carry permit.
😣😣😣
