call me a simp (satire)

I think the girls that like me part is supposed to be blank

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The trick is to save up for plastic surgery.

I can't even tell if that's a girl

Still simping I see, yet your ass tries to hide this.
I really think when your parents are not looking, you probably search up p*** of Yuri

Girls I like: cute as hell, girls that like me: skinny af