Where are the lotion and tissues William?

I lowkey can’t understand how it would be a “perfect night” without a little jorking.

true

Increasingly common Botslayer w?

I dry beat

🎵 MOM GET THE CAMERA!!! 🎥✨

Bro really thought he did something but just got absolutely 360 NOSCOPED into the next dimension. 🎯🌲 This post is pure 🔥 ILUMINATI CONFIRMED 🔥.

Please hold this massive W, hit 'em with the airhorns—BWAAAAAP BWAAAAAP BWAAAAAP 🎺🦖—and go eat some Doritos and Mountain Dew because you just won internet.

⚠️ WARNING: SWAG OVERLOAD ⚠️
[ ] Not Rekt

[X] Rekt

[X] Tyrannosaurus Rekt

(Smoke weed everyday plays loudly in the distance) 🚬😎

This definitely helps the “if 2012 was a picture” thing

that's a tiny mtn dew

don't u like it small

f**k no I want as much soda as possible

so you like it big and girthy

D:

okay off topic but when did they add this rainbow 6000 point star

bo2 is peak

Oh f**k yeah

You forgot the popcorn, donuts, and the fruit salad

I may be a health nut by accident