Is this dark humor or what

We can go to Heaven when we die, but only if we accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior.

Well. Guess I'm going to hell then.

What do you have against Jesus Christ?

I think everyone who believes in any type of religion is 𝓓𝓔𝓛𝓤𝓢𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓐𝓛

He just forgot to metion if you accept the PATH of Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior. Many religious people love and worship Jesus, but don't follow his path stricktly. That's what saves anyone, if you go the righteous path, it doesn't matter your religion or belief.

Ok.

True, but some will stay longer, others just a few days or hours until regaining consciousness. It is simply a process of dematerialization; it is a hell for those who cannot face it or accept it.

No offense, but I don't really think this is dark humor.
Is it dark, cold, truth?
Yeah.