dawg we lost the plot

the humble pocket sized nuclear bomb activator in my pocket

I BET SHE DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT AMARILLO!
HELL, DENVER ALL BUT ONCE CROSSED HER MIND!
SHE'S FLYING DOWN 40 LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL FOR MEMPHIS!
SHE LEFT ME ALL ALONE IN MONTGOMERY TONIGHT!
SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
RAILED OUT IN RALIEGH!
TAG TEAMED UP IN TENNESSEE!
ANAL IN AUSTIN!
BUTT-F**KED IN BOSTON!
GETTIN' NECK DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS!
PUTTIN' ME THROUGH HELL,
F**KING SOMEONE ELSE,
NOW I'M THE ONE ON MY KNEES!
PRAYING SHE'LL COME BACK,
GIMMIE THAT SWEET ASS,
BUT I ALREADY KNOW THAT SHE'S
GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!

(Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas, dicked down, dicked down in Dallas)

SHE'S PROBABLY IN THE LONE STAR STATE,
SUCKING OFF OL' WHAT'S HIS NAME!
I WONDER WHAT HER DADDY'D SAY?
MAYBE HE'S THE ONE TO BLAME,
SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
RAILED OUT IN RALIEGH!
TAG TEAMED UP IN TENNESSEE!
ANAL IN AUSTIN!
BUTT-F**KED IN BOSTON!
GETTIN' NECK DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS!
PUTTIN' ME THROUGH HELL,
F**KING SOMEONE ELSE,
NOW I'M THE ONE ON MY KNEES!
PRAYING SHE'LL COME BACK,
GIMMIE THAT SWEET ASS,
BUT I ALREADY KNOW THAT SHE'S
GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!

(Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas, dicked down, dicked down in Dallas)
*guitar solo*

SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
RAILED OUT IN RALIEGH!
TAG TEAMED UP IN TENNESSEE!
ANAL IN AUSTIN!
BUTT-F**KED IN BOSTON!
GETTIN' NECK DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS!
PUTTIN' ME THROUGH HELL,
F**KING SOMEONE ELSE,
NOW I'M THE ONE ON MY KNEES!
PRAYING SHE'LL COME BACK,
GIMMIE THAT SWEET ASS,
BUT I ALREADY KNOW THAT SHE'S
GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
(Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas)
DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
(Dicked down in Dallas)
SHE'S DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
(Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas)
YEAH, DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS!
(Dicked down in Dallas)
*song ends*

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Shhhh... Let him cook...