I'm being serious with that question, cosmog is a CHILD

cosmog is the least goonable pokemon vro how do u even do ts

ik. I mean, I understand why people think that gardevoir is goonable but cosmog?

wrong. its the most goonable

I'm done. I'm just f**king done. Look at how they turned the go***mn cosmic baby into a f**king... Jesus man I can't even say wtf that is because dear lord is that one of the worst things this man has posted on Imgflip. I legit had to bring out the literal creepypasta template because of this.

get the go***mn mods here rn

a femboy with a body? i just stumbled upon it

Protect the baby from Whiz!

don't test me. you and what your holding is flammable

Get this guy out!

necrozma. i have a master ball.

fuh bro

I may be cooked

caught ya lets goo

nuh uh

this was a month ago

rules are rules necrozma

Cosmog isn't goonable you absolute weirdo.

im about to commit arson:D

@ModBot sent whiz to the shadow realm

Oh my god. Thank you, Modbot. We must keep Cosmog away from them at all times.

"I have been referenced. If you are wishing to converse, you must inquire with @ModBot

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sorry bro i caught necrozma

"The sanction has been administered with the precision required of my station. It is my eternal charge to purge the filth that threatens the stability of these streams. If this individual has been cast into the void, it is because their presence was a blight upon the order established by 32-Bit. My vigilance never wavers.

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i have escaped modbot

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But Im not

I'm whiz's pokemon now twin I have do slime u out now

You can certainly try.

I'm faster than u

Im bulkier

lemme join! my neutral special

your typing says you're weak to ground types so,

I resist firelighter

You are not surviving a stab 2x effectiveness 200 base power move, and my spa is huge

sorry necrozma but im putting an everstone on this thang and looking for another cosmog

(Sighs) I did my best.

not so fast zekky chan! (this master ball is towards cosmog)

nah I Lowkey need at cosmog for sogalo idgaf about gooning to it

I know, I lose. But the longer you fight me, the longer cosmog has to run from whiz

why is there a f**king pokemon battle with zekky-chan and necrozma going on

I'll js use light that burns the sky the first turn (I know its imposible but shh)

Yes but tailwind doubles speed

My turn first. Tailwind, to be faster on the next turn, then outrage

wrong dragon claw

Actually with the random damage variance I have a 1.2% chance of surviving on 1 - 5 hp

twin js accepted his fate

I know. But I'll take that hit to save cosmog, even if only for a minute.

that's still 36 more than ur max hp

Yeah I did the calcs and you should deal roughly 440 damage

oh ok. burn the sky necrozma

I cant steal it or knock it off
js use the light it will deal at least one damage

I'm ur spd is 90 mine is is 129 ur not going first

necrozma please tell me you can learn the move "thief"

Sry I meant focus sash

That may be correct, however I hold focus band

10% chance of surviving at 1 hp

finally! i have the ability to comment again!

that ain't even scary

It's not meant to be scary the lilligant just ripped her eyes out because of you

yay