would you press it? i press it

does it evolve into solgaleo or lunala

he has an everstone

mf who gonna take this useless f**k

me

hell nah bro i don't want a FEMBOY COSMOG
ill pay garfieldfan myself

plot twist: your broke and can't give your last dollar to garfieldfan

plot twist: THE HUMBLE £20 IN MY PHONE CASE

plot twist: i burned the £20

plot twist: you get murdered

plot twist: reboot card

A what?

him

Aw, damn it. I can't say no to that.

have fun i bet he'll like giving head

It'd be a new experience for me.

What is your f**king problem?

my f**king problem is that i yes i was inspired by sensei-ridleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. happy now?

The only reason why you and ridleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy have beef with me now is because I banned you both from posting and commenting on my stream.

why did u ban me vro

Because of association with the-whiz-bang. RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY got banned too.

You are not Whiz's pokemon

I was forced into that shi twin
plus I did do anything freaky

Why not rebel against whiz? If you can prove to me that you can go against him and break free, then I'll unban you.

I'll just burn the master ball lowkey

You got your privileges back, don't do anything stupid to lose them please.

This go***mn dude. You're not getting Cosmog!

urm actually

I shall protect this Cosmog from you.

The Master Ball has no effect on a Pokémon that's already owned.

sick em necrozma

I can outrun a Necrozma because I have a speed stat of 90 while it has a speed stat of 79. I'm literally 11 points faster.

necrozma can learn heat wave, which is a fire type move. your cooked

literally

Nice try... Heat Wave has a 90% accuracy, meaning it has a 10% chance to miss.

I'm a psychic type ill just put a black hole up ur ahh

which still hits most of the time

Lowkey whiz I have to abodon u now

aww:(

welp, it was fun while it lastedk

wrong, ultra necrozma has a speed stat of 129

We're in trick room because I said so

2 week to late

Femboy is femboy

No