bro what the hell

Please don't snitch, mother.

*I'm pretty sure Reshiram is older then me, therefore you are my mother dragon

I'm not your f**kin mom

F**K!

I have fur, you don't

Read up on your Metroid lore, when I hatched; I had fur, when I was an angsty teen; I had feathers, now I have none of the above and I'm a badass. Like you, mother.

feathers not fur

You have feathery fur. I hatched with fur.

*mother

If I were your mom, you would look a lot more gentle

I take a lot from my father. I looked unassuming enough when I hatched.

I swear to Arceus, if you WERE my child, I would love you to death, but you aren't

Because you thought I was too bird-like to be yours (guess you thought you were a surrogate or something), and now you don't love me because of the 800 mil pokédollars in child support you owe.

if he acted like these he's dead

then a your dad in law I'm her trainer and I'm in charge then

You are not my father. RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (my previous account name) is.

I hope he is rage-baiting me and not genuinely thinking I'm his mom

I am not rage-baiting. It's a canon event, you are my mother. Maybe not IRL, but in the canon; you are.

Oh my f**king Arceus, I. Am. Not. Your. Mom

that's a perfect idea! i can give arceus a head! brb

She always was, The_GhostsFriend.

Yes you are, mother. Stop trying to avoid the 800,000,000 Pokédollars of child support you owe.

he's rage baiting you

you are not realted

Yes we are. She is my mother.

I have never even given birth before. I am not your mom, end of story

You have to admit, my logic is not deniable. At least with the egg part.

Of course you've never given birth, you lay eggs, mother.

Yes, I lay eggs, but that is still giving birth

Quite literally not how biology works. It's not birth; birth is pumping out live you, mother.

and have camon sesns

*common sense

I pounded into Samus and now she leaves me alone after somehow surviving the childbirth.

I'm a badass dragon, I don't have to listen to you, grandfather.

Maybe grandfather. Not my father. My father is RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (with eighteen Y's). He tried to get Reshi to pay child support, but she refused (she thought I was too bird-like to be hers), LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT, MOTHER! I'M A BADASS RAPTOR-DRAGON NOW!

yeah since I'm her train and your her "son" I'm your father in law

wow!

Not that, read the whole thread. I found my mother. (the link leading you there was an accident, I swear)

ok

Right now?

and since I'm your grandfather that means we might be related

Not biologically.

Nope.

Oh My GoD. It'S yOuR mInE bY dAgAmEs!

yeah

Lilly meant to put You're mine, but she put your.