Me: Hello?
Doctor: Hello
Me: Who dis?
Doctor: you've got male bro.
Me: Mail?
Doctor: No, MALE.
Me: *brain lagging*... I just said that.
Doctor: Ugh, never mind that. ITS A BOY.
Me: Oh shit
I heard the ethereal airport announcement voice of the toy phone I had when I was little as I read this: "YoU'vE GoT mAiL!" Thank you for the nostalgia