Unless he specifies it, we'll never know what his other explaination is

Homosexuality

Yes we know they were holding hands

Random thought imagine like while you doing the deed in pompeii right mount vesuvius explodes and then your just stuck in the middle of doing it for the rest of eternity

Pretty sure there’s a dude in Pompeii who is jerking off

Deadass? Shit would hate to be that guy the centurial embarassment