My dong.

hairy ass legs 😔

also that

Also that

also that

also that

my wallet and my mother's fury

my mom would whoop me into oblivion

money

oh yeah and I'm kinda hairy

public opinion

dolla dolla bill y’all

broke

+public opinion
+hairy as f**k
+sudden change would throw off many people

Too feminine

Whats stopping ME from wearing like this?

Family