See if your allowed in.

why can you bully an orphan? they cant tell their parents

🟪

Im not gonna bully an orphan

I was talking to my rherapist and he goes "You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them."
I was like, " You too."

Two things,
One, you misspelled therapist, and
Two, 🟨

i didnt mean to, also i couldnt think of my actual favorite one

Fair point

i have another one

they say laughter is the best medicine, but I think i've overdosed

🟧

damn

No offense, but all the ones you've told me kind of suck

yeah ik, it fine

Alr

When you're using your phone camera to shave your balls but then you see likes floating on the screen

🟦

NICE

ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

No

🟦

your driving on a bridge when your GPS says "turn right"

🟩

You just end up listening to your GPS

Hahahah

This is a bridge pretend i turn left I fall off

🟨

It’s that and your driving on a bridge when your GPS says “ turn left”

That’s also my favorite one