See if your allowed in.

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NICE

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Dad what's dark humor

You see that 1 handed man go tell him to clap

But I'm blind

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I'm sorry it's just overused

Ok

I was talking to my rherapist and he goes "You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them."
I was like, " You too."

Two things,
One, you misspelled therapist, and
Two, 🟨

i didnt mean to, also i couldnt think of my actual favorite one

Fair point

i have another one

they say laughter is the best medicine, but I think i've overdosed

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damn

No offense, but all the ones you've told me kind of suck

yeah ik, it fine

Alr

I still rember my dads last words before he died (are you still holding the ladder)

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hell nah

my rating?

no im just reacting to it

I remember my dad/ grandpas last words before he died ( I know Im not your real dad but I love you like your my daughther I hope you have a good life) I spent my whole life being raised by my grandpa Keith sience I was born that’s why when I learned how to talk I called him “dad” he was more of a dad than my biological dad make sure you spend time with your love ones.

bro what the f**k I'm sorry for your loss but read the title

I seen what you said about your dads last words

ok?

I know I did it was turning left one

Is it bad I was waiting for a color review on this..?

A kid was born without pupils, so the doctors circumcised him and used hoods skin….I guess you could say he was c*ckeyed

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*his skin

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

Heard this one when I was a wonderful age of 9... By my great-great-grandmother! XD

No

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why can you bully an orphan? they cant tell their parents

Im not gonna bully an orphan

Why not

ORPHANS DESERVE LOVE LIKE PEOPLE WITH A REAL FAMILY NOT A BROKEN FAMILY

Why are you even in the dark humor stream...

You’ll find outb

....
Go back to the mha stream

How’d you know I like the Mha stream

whats my rating?

your driving on a bridge when your GPS says "turn right"

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That’s also my favorite one

It’s that and your driving on a bridge when your GPS says “ turn left”

You just end up listening to your GPS

This is a bridge pretend i turn left I fall off

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Hahahah