See if your allowed in.

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NICE

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I still rember my dads last words before he died (are you still holding the ladder)

hell nah

my rating?

no im just reacting to it

I remember my dad/ grandpas last words before he died ( I know Im not your real dad but I love you like your my daughther I hope you have a good life) I spent my whole life being raised by my grandpa Keith sience I was born that’s why when I learned how to talk I called him “dad” he was more of a dad than my biological dad make sure you spend time with your love ones.

bro what the f**k I'm sorry for your loss but read the title

I know I did it was turning left one

I seen what you said about your dads last words

ok?

Is it bad I was waiting for a color review on this..?

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I was talking to my rherapist and he goes "You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them."
I was like, " You too."

Two things,
One, you misspelled therapist, and
Two, 🟨

i didnt mean to, also i couldnt think of my actual favorite one

Fair point

i have another one

they say laughter is the best medicine, but I think i've overdosed

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damn

No offense, but all the ones you've told me kind of suck

yeah ik, it fine

Alr

No

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Dad what's dark humor

You see that 1 handed man go tell him to clap

But I'm blind

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I'm sorry it's just overused

Ok

I'm confused

Before I down vote everything

Nah, ◼️

I'll hunt you down

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Now follow orders

Now

I control everything

Я хочу это прямо сейчас!!!

NOW

Give me

Дайте мне это!!!

Give it or face my raff

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It's a simple mind trick

A kid was born without pupils, so the doctors circumcised him and used hoods skin….I guess you could say he was c*ckeyed

*his skin

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