(Long ahh comment)
Yes, ipad kids are a totally different species, they aren't us, when they start existing, the only goal they have is to get an ipad. And as they get an ipad, they find a place where to sit and grow roots from their butts, sticking to the place and strying motionless, and as they start to use their ipad, they control it, but when they find some brainrot, the ipad manipulates them and takes control over them, when their ipad gets taken away, they rip off their roots and start to aggressively scream and rapidly run on four legs