(I'd do this in Demi's, but it's giving me a 503 again)
Outer: *dials 911*
Undyne: What's your emergency?
Outer: Hi, I would like to report an assault. My friend was attacked by a watercooler, and-
Undyne: Wait, a water cool- Oh no. OH NO. I'm so sorry, this is waaaaay outside of our jurisdiction. I'll send over our specialist right away. Just say the "B" word. *hangs up*
Outer: The "B" word? Did she mean "Bruh?"
FBI MC: *breaks through the wall*
Outer: A-