they couldnt find the cardboard cut out !

I think when the Iranian Guard found out the new Ayatollah was the Gayatollah he got a flying lesson. That's why nobody has seen him.

yeah but hes made of cardboard remember so he would have just floated to the ground , im saying a gust of wind got him and he accidentally drifted on to one of the many bon fires around terahn and then poof ,,,,,, ter goes poof ! in a puff of smoke lol