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Thou Dog Whore

Thou Dog Whore | Filthy worm-head! Thou art a boil on the face of virtue! Thy presence doth offend mine eyes and this hallowed hall! Thou foolish creature! Hast thou no shame? To turn a wedding banquet into a scene of such foul debauchery. Thou saucy, ill-breeding varlet! By what grace dost thou turn a sacred feast into a pigsty? Begone, thou reeky, rump-fed runagate, lest I; have thy head on a spike! Rotten dog whore! Thou hast broken the peace and insulted your princess! Thinkest thou to behave like a beast and not feel the sharp edge of justice? Guards! Remove this wretch and have thee whipped through the streets for this insolence then to the stocks with this drunkard, let her wake to her own shame! | image tagged in cats,medieval memes,you're drunk,princess,royal wedding,insults | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
48 views 3 upvotes Made by Calvinism_Sucks 2 days ago in cats
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That is one sophisticated Shakespearian cat.
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Filthy worm-head! Thou art a boil on the face of virtue! Thy presence doth offend mine eyes and this hallowed hall! Thou foolish creature! Hast thou no shame? To turn a wedding banquet into a scene of such foul debauchery. Thou saucy, ill-breeding varlet! By what grace dost thou turn a sacred feast into a pigsty? Begone, thou reeky, rump-fed runagate, lest I; have thy head on a spike! Rotten dog w**re! Thou hast broken the peace and insulted your princess! Thinkest thou to behave like a beast and not feel the sharp edge of justice? Guards! Remove this wretch and have thee whipped through the streets for this insolence then to the stocks with this drunkard, let her wake to her own shame!