4 undertale textboxes

I dunno what to say

Then say anything

*ahem*

What if Jax broke through your ceiling turned your pillow to the cold side and then skydived straight into the floor

The f**k what the fuvk was that

What if Jax broke through your floor, holding a rotisserie chicken, set it on the table, saluted it, and left riding a roomba vacuum cleaner?

What if Jax broke through your wall, took the weird anime girl cover off of your body pillow, wrapped it around an egg, put said egg in the microwave, turned the microwave on, ate a biscuit and teleported to Britain?

(wall-crash.mp3)
What if Jax broke through your main support of the house, looked at your search history, put your laptop into a washing machine, eateded that washing machine, summoned 1,000,000 FBIs, yeeted your bed into the sky and used that bed as a rocket to leave your house

I am on crack

If cheese was a loaf of milk, then sour grape juice is wine.

It is

So cheese is a loaf of milk, sour grape juice is wine, what else is true?

Jolly ranchers aren’t jolly