bently-noir nepeta temp

spell that when you shoot someone with it it turns them into a flower

SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

デイジーブラスト [DAISY BLAST]

a sword that sharpens itself whenever it tastes the flesh of it's foes

meh... *listens to music*

Like mc or am I stuck in 2011

nah just magic in general

A glove that makes your middle finger and ring finger flick at super fast speeds, and it smells good

what kinds of weapons?

could be anything up to modern-day stuff

hmmm okay.

a halberd with a "Loyalty" like effect

Ooo I got a cool idea (if you allow technology)

Arcade cabinet hammer with magic cheat codes that can change the element of the hammer

ooh cool

Literally just a gun but it looks like it's made from enchanted wood and the bullets glow purple but there's literally no difference from an actual gun

bone dagger
cannot pierce even weak scraps of skin, but every blow dealt shatters the bones beneath the spot hit by the blade

okay but atually
a hammer with propulsion jets on the end

f**k you all
exploding rubber ducks are way better then these ass weapons

a grappling hook with the hook being a dagger and the rest is up the sleeve

ooh that's cool

mf just said "so like, whiplash arm"

yes, but the hook is a dagger which is way more bodily damage

better pic of the whiplash

dull

nope
sharpened edges

gun that shoot whipped cream
unlimited supply
very tasty
never gets dirty or mix with shitty flavor

already exists

no but like
flamethrower variant

if you try hard enough you could

Ballistic missiles that create explosions the size of supernovas

?

how teachers described highschool:

Weren't too far off tbh