wooden shoes

Nobody lies about Chuck Norris.

and I'm not

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whos chuck norris

actor who was famous for being good at karate but he was also extremely homophobic

He delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones and He crushed batman's head between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

YES SOMEONE GETS IT

what a whole load of Baloney with a capital B

It's a reference to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny by lemon demon

What solar system are you from damn

Alpha Centari System
why?

some random f**ker who wins every match he gets into according to fun stream

The old Internet said that too.

You aren't aware of old Internet humor apparently.

i think they're gen alpha they wouldn't get it

i probably am but i forget things i don't find necessary to remember

Some legendary actor* and yk that’s not because of the fun stream

bro was born yesterday 😭

Martial artist/actor.

what

he was extremely homophobic

He ain't lose, he's just beating the postgame

aren't you a pedophile

I'm fifteen

The youngest girl I dated is currently 14
I have zero grooming allegations

i think he means u like fictional children

here before he says "keyword fictional"

Fictional characters can't consent anyways
Regardless of their written age

They shouldn't be compared to real victims

Oh