Based on a YT short I probably won't find again

[running on_crack.exe]

Data: y e z

“Theres a hoot hoot outside”
“What”
“A hooter, there a hooter outside”

Plot twist: there was no owl

Oh-

this just gave me a really stupid idea

Data as a Hooters waitress

HEY! THATS MY IDEA!!!! MY SEXY ROBOT THAT NOBODY WANTS TO F**K BUT STILL IS KINDA HOT ALREADY WORKS THERE

Oul

Data: yez

pfft-

silly beeper

Very

certain systems shut down to conserve power, thus increasing silliness

Surprisingly (for her) horniness is among those systems

From gremlin to goober

a very good software choice

Bro I have this meme saved to my phone

A: No it’s a hooter

Data: hooter is a restaurant this is bird thing

A: if owl work at hooters is that owl a hooter hooter

Data: yez

A: sadly I jus snek hooter

Data: :3

A: wanna bier

Data: wann charger
*Low battery icon in the corner of her screen*

A: I have some vape thingy. U wan to suck the energy from that?

Data: that'll work

A: Cmon. Talking normal makes you sound serious. You should be silli for once

A: *pulls it out of her tits*

Tbh that’s literally the only place she can put stuff, and it’s not really that surprising

If you knew her you would not be surprised

She’s just some horny character with some lore slapped on her bio

bruh

Data: *noms on the batteries*

A: *whips out another and sucks the energy through the breath hole (data could as well if she also put her tongue inside and attached it to the electrical current)*

(nah her brain's too fried from being on low power to think of that)

Data: ... I feel a little better. Still a little dumb but at least I can talk good

A: NO. *slaps her face until data’s language chip gets less power put to it*

Data: *grabs her wrist* whyyyyyy

A: Dum is fum

Data: :<

There is a website to make textboxes

Ay
wass up bruh

Mood

When she's on low battery she's just a goober

Please make more of these