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I'm not

Well good for you gramps

Thank you, young'un.. At least one of you has manners!

I know right

People ain't got no respect for nobody

Can you believe they're letting African-Americans get employment in high paying jobs!?

How dare they! Back in my day, African-Americans weren't allowed to have jobs at all! What has this world come to?

Come to shit

Just wait till I show you people that have AI girlfriends

Ah, yes, I've heard of this 'AI'... I don't understand why anybody would want an 'AI' girlfriend... Are they just unwilling get a real one? Back when I was a young'un like you, I had all the ladies... Though, I found one, my dear Patty, she was quite a stunning woman, even in her old age.. What great times we had together...

People just have no courage to ask people out anymore

Probably a result of people giving females so many rights

Yes, I see.. Females nowadays don't understand that they are inferior.. They believe they deserve to be able to open a bank account and vote! The government is becoming very reckless, believing in equality...