idk ion play d&d

98 views • Made by _.Changewing._ 6 days ago in MS_memer_group
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BassProShops
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
i do the dumbest thing imaginable for the predicament were in
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
world peace
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
ALWAYS THE DUMB SHIT THAT WORKS
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
idk gng I'm literally just rolling the die
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d
its dnd logic the dumb shit always succeeds
Headcanon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
punch a gangster
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you hurt him, but he and his buddies beat the shit outta you and you now have a broken ribcage
Headcanon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
kick their balls
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you can only groan in pain as they leave you twitching in an alleyway
Headcanon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
call my buddy
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d
he picks up, calls you a bitch, and then brings you to a hospital

you still gotta pay your own medical bills tho
brotherwhat98
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
ball cancer
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you beat ball cancer after a few years, sadly this means you no longer have functional balls
brotherwhat98
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
"i have good news and bad news" ahh
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
48 hour comment ban
brotherwhat98
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
bro i was just replying -_-
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d
immediate unbanning and sitemod status
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
i get unlimited genie
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you get unlimited wishes, but the genie only speaks russian
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
I CAST GOOGLE TRANSLATE
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
computer have virus
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
I CAST KEIRO (he is an irl friend who speak russian)
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
keiro have virus
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
tylenol
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you're now fluent in over 300,000 different languages and can see god
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d, 5 replies
i ask genie for the ability to use magic(dont roll bc it just happens) then recharging mana(again dont roll) and world peace(now roll)
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
no magic, you get the mana tho, and world peace will come four minutes before the heat death of the universe
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d
i said dont roll tho. the 17 was 4 the world peace
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
they like it

also underage user
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d
i dont rlly wanna play anymore
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you can't form words around the genie dih
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d
they will now realize tht they r doing t to a 12 yr od
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
they gangrape you
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d
due to me seeing god, i ask him to stop them
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
not how it works
yingthetranfordragon
0 ups, 6d
i wish for unlimited ginies
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
id like to preform my carefully thought out plan that if played out correctly will allow us to do some shit
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you die
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d
of course that gets a nat 1
BurntMarshMilo
0 ups, 6d, 2 replies
gooning
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
dih implodes
BurntMarshMilo
0 ups, 6d
fah
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
you accidentally tear open the tip a lil bit
BurntMarshMilo
0 ups, 6d
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
i try to seduce a dragon
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
congrats on your marriage
BassProShops
0 ups, 6d
always the dumb shit that works
hecatea-and-biscuits
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
I will win the next war I’m in
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d
you win, but come home scarred beyond recognition mentally and physically
FederalAgent
0 ups, 6d, 1 reply
I go back in time and prevent turkeys from being on the thanksgiving menu
_.Changewing._
0 ups, 6d
turkeys are never eaten again, but now YOU are on the menu
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