"I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes."
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
*gasp* "I can't breathe in this thing!"
"I said ACROSS her nose, not UP it!"
"I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE!"
"Raspberry. Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry." *flips down mask* "LONE STARR!"
"What, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"
"Ah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!"
Dark Helmet is one of the most quotable characters in cinema.
