i have most of the main cast for a story all laid out but i need cool background/side characters

hyper cum that moves at the speed of sound and can put holes through your enemies
oh, and a magnum dong that can be used as a club

watch the alts give this 4 upvotes

someone is mass downvoting me, is it you?

no bro are you kidding me

You can summon any meme into the real world, but it becomes sentient and you can’t control its actions

You get 8x bone density and enhanced physical performance.

The drawback is that if you punch too hard your body might dissolve.

the power to liquefy and manipulate any metal