Oh, I don't know, maybe because you're obsessed with MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. Look at the f**king news, congratulations, you're not just famous for racing. […] "Lightning McGroomer"? Yeah, that's a new one. I've never heard that shit before. Oh wait! I've never heard that shit before because you've never groomed f**king children before. What the f**k is wrong with you, Lightning McQueen?