Skiing is typically done on mountains. Covered in snow. That's that cold white stuff that kills rednecks by the ton every time as much as a whopping half inch coats the ground in winter.
Winter is this thing we have up North that is colder, a lot colder than autumn, which is basically what winter in the south is, just extended autumn. That thing that hit them 3 weeks ago, that was winter. Skiing is done on that. And not just in the Olympics for a day, but during training too.
Most rednecks fancie themselves to be deer hunters and whatnot. That's when they build a treehouse and camouflage it so the deer can't notice it and camouflage themselves just in case, and sit and wait for hours or days till a deer passes close enough that they could tap it with a gun and shoot it right there.
And those are the ones that actually do that. Most of them prefer the substitute of shooting at empty Bud Light cans after binging at a distance of maybe 10 yards. We don't see a particularly huge amount of rednecks at the Olympics (winter or summer) for a reason. Or anything competitive. We don't see any. Unless watching a show like Cops. Or the Duck Dynasty. Got to admit, those guys were good. They killed so many ducks, they became rich.
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