I would personally try to summon arceus and catch him with a masterball, than I officially will rule the world

catch gardevoir

I know what type of man you are...

my brother just another me

peak meme

smash my face in with a fence post because all they say is they're annoying ass name

*insert Vaporeon copypasta*

Voltorb + school

electrode has a bigger explosion radius though

but also weighs 146 pds I just had this conversation with my friend who saw ts

if trainers can carry 6 cosmoems in their party they can carry a giant exploding pokeball

buddy, they're in pokeballs, which neutralize weight, and cosmoems float to begin with

yea but still what if one sleeps in its pokeball, it probably won't float, and besides who knows if pokeballs neutralize weight, everyone could just be secretly buff asf

lmao that'd be funny

electrode + school

The opps when i summon the f**king god of the sky:

eat them

which pokemon specifically though

alcreme (idk the spellings)
odish
vallenite
slurpuff
magikarp

oddish is a poison type, you will die

what's the bad part

idk oddish is a poison type pokemon don't you think if you are it any poison in the body will harm you

I wanna die

those apple pie flavored ones

Appletun?

yeah

alcremie

die

Nothing.

If Sonic characters were real…

Lopunny

what are you gonna do with one

Kill yveltal

I know your strategy

Use Pikachu to create an infinite renewable energy source

become ash ketchum. gotta catch em all

what will you do if I caught arceus before you though

shiiit i guess im cooked wallahi

Arceus is never in one spot, in pokemon legends Arceus he gives you a piece of him to use, so uhh idk
bout that me personally Id get a minchino, or however you spell it, them lil guys are adorable

ya, and because he MADE the universe, if he does not want to be with you he could just change it so you never existed in the first place, you first you have to gain his trust, THEN you can catch him, personally, I would get Nezcrozoma, because of his cool Z move