No joke or erp

Liv's/me:hey kiddo...you can call me Liv's

Jess: *looks out the window*

*I pull up to the intercom of the tacobell*

Jess: *waits quietly*

Livs/me:*I speak into the inercom* hello

Jess: *she nods a bit and gets in*

Liv's/me:*I buckle up* seat belt...ypu don't know what kinda crazy folk are driving

Jess: *scoffs but complies*

Liv's/me:*I start to drive* so what you doing to get i love the chicken chalupas

Jess: Um, probably just like a crunchy taco combo, haven't been there in a while

Liv's/me: you wanna Baja blast...im getting the dragon drink

Jess: Oh, sure, I don't think I've ever had it before

Livs/me:alrighty then,kiddo...you want a large?

Jess: Uhh, yeah, I guess so

*I drive to a near by taco bell*

Jess: Yeah ok sure *she barely makes eye contact* Don't get too attached

Liv's/me:look kid...I don't know about your pains or struggles,but I do genuinely care and want to help you.im here for ypu and I'm gonna stick by you for whatever happens

Jess: That's what they all say *she rolls her eyes*

Liv's/me:come on...I'll go take us to lunch,ypu pick the place,kiddo

Jess: Out to lunch? *she seems surprised* Uhh, I like Taco Bell

Liv's/me:Oh...ypu got good taste kiddo...yeah,sure thing

Jess: Yeah ok.. *she just follows them*

Liv's/me:*I walk to my 1960s GTO Pontiac that's a burgundy color* hop in kiddo

Jess: Woah *she murmurs* Your car is ... Cool I guess

Liv's/me:thanks

OK Jess. So here are the rules
1. You pick things up.
2. You throw them at people.
3. 2. Applies especially if it means ruining a dumb anime esque romance fantasy

Any questions my sidekick, throw anything at them gal?

(My character is Galene White. She is specializes in most magics but specifically dark and enhancing magic. She can wield most weapons. She is 24. Orphan herself, parents killed when she was 8 so she has been on her own for a long time. She can speak to animals. Her house sits a little ways inside the woods on the outskirts of a small town [or city if that's the setting you so want]
*She walks silently guiding Jess from the orphanage and towards the woods. She didn't really say much to Jess aside from her name and then adopting her*

she can talk to animals?
Kronos: [anime wow]

He was formerly a member of delta force in the us military but he was also technically a dead man walking, he still is a dead man walking and has retired from the military and is planning on becoming a father to pass down his knowledge and training to. He has no name (since he is a “dead man”) but he goes by his old unit number, trooper-0007, and his old call sign Dreamon. The reason he was called it was because they thought he was a demon of a man, by demon he was a prankster and adrenaline junkie.

Jess: *The minute she arrives at his house she is hostile* Don't get used to me being here.

“Hello I am your new foster father and I am here to help you with whatever you need. Your room is upstairs right across from the bathroom, you have a pc with 15 terabytes of ram and a 5090 gpu and Ethernet. I will be cooking dinner in 15 minutes, it will be ready in about 30 minutes. You may put your stuff up there, also tell me if you’re ever in trouble or getting bullied, I have a very fun solution to it.”

He says racking a 12 gauge sawed off shotgun

Jess: I don't need your help with anything. Just stay out of my business *she stomps upstairs*

When she walks up the stairs she sees the walls are covered floor to ceiling in military awards, military photos, military equipment, and war trophies, one of the trophies is a red and black mask that under it has a tag saying, “ashara guard captain; Saeed“

Jess: What the- *she looks at the pictures, confused* Who is this guy?

"oh that was saeed, i killed him while at war and took his mask as a trophy. he was a good fighter and i gave him a warrior's death in combat. we were fighting his forces for years and years till i killed him. i respected that man, he was a noble warlord." he says with humillity in his grizzled tone.

Jess: Oh wow... That's actually kinda cool

“He wasn’t the only fellow masked man who I killed to make it out there was 2 others and I took their masks as well as trophies for being good fighters, one was the fallen prince of ashara and the other was mine and his warden, when I was imprisoned in tide prison I killed raven the fallen prince who was a fellow inmate who went insane and after I killed him I took his mask a half mask, then I went was ambushed by the prison guards and the warden and I killed them all to, I took the warden’s mask and escaped the prison, his was a full mask that hid his face, plus it looked like a death mask.