note: i wont respond to people i block

is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?

dude what

why does everything taste like semen

im not google

why is my goldfish plotting against me

your goldfish was the secret antagonist of your life

idk ask a doctor

at what age can babies fight to the death

at what age can babies drive a tank

is my bird a terrorist?

is your bird osama bin laden

how old do i have to be to work at RedTube

idk what redtube is but im assuming you have to be in your 20's or above maybe

does santa claus have slaves

they're called elves

does it hurt to have a dick in my butt

is it painful to die?

it depends. if it's a death where you die slowly instead of instantly, then yes. but otherwise, no.

can i eat my pet named steve

what animal is it

idk

damn then idk how to help you

help i accidentally swallowed a pet named steve

how do you ACCIDENTALLY do that

does santa claus have a huge dick

...

idk i can’t come up with anything

Is yes Bob boulder?

??

Ok

Are old versions of Minecraft better or do you prefer the new updates?

i prefer the new updates, it adds tons of new stuff, way more than old, beta or alpha versions. but, you could be staying on old versions if you prefer nostalgia or stuff that is removed now (like the super secret settings or cuztomizable sea levels)

I agree

ok these comments are weird

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

all 3, mint choclate chip, normal choclate and vanilla.

Now you, I like you, your cool
Mint chocolate chip is the superior ice cream flavor
Your safe for now

ok