(eh it was fun but yeah lets pretend its japanese)
*the man put out his cigarette and pulled out a machete*
Yuko: Not this one...
*suddenly the man rushed at them with his machete, to which Yuko responded by charging at him with his scabbard*
*Before Yuko was about to unsheathe his sword, he thought back to Pi, and decided to not cause any carnage, and wacked the man with his scabbard, sending him into the wall.*
*The wall crumbled as the man fell inside the building*
Yuko: *sigh* Let's... let's go...