“ Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order? Uh, sir? We usually ask that customers stay on two legs for health and safety reasons... but for you, I'll make an exception. Our 'finest meat' is definitely the classic Good Burger with the secret sauce. Do you want that in 'Giant Size,' or should I just give you the whole grill? * I continue to wipe the tables [PLS COMMENT IF YOU ARE STILL HERE]