"I'm Batman
I'm awesome
I gotta nine pack"

“Do you mean Alfred buttler, with the two t’s?”

LOLL YES

*Pops lips while staring at a lobster in a microwave*

"No! I DON'T WANNA DO THAT!!!"

"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope." *Proceeds to flop around like an artistic fish*

*"no"s to the beat of the batman them* *beat boxing* NO

Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.

"you need to take care of your son"

"All the kids at the orphanage call me dick"
"Well children can be cruel"

LOLL

“we don’t need an unsupervised adult man karate chopping homeless people in a halloween costume”

“my two dads are the same dad”

"-you gotta start boxing. And by boxing, he meant beatboxing"

I'm afraid that Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new copilot...
A N D ⠀ I ⠀ A L W A Y S ⠀ C O M E ⠀ T O ⠀ W O R K ⠀ W I T H ⠀ A ⠀ S M I L E .
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You should be terrified.

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE TWO BOATS!!!!!

like the time with the parade and the prince music?
Hey, hey, HEY! QIUET!

"i hate you"
"i hate you more"
"i hate you th most"

who always pays his taxes? not batman!!!!!!