show that f**king onion who's boss

I no longer love him

NO STOP CUTTING THAT POOR ONION

He's suicidal I'm just helping

Get on my level, Madison
Picture a depressed onion cutting itself

So he’s emo

Yes

I don't get it

"If you don't form an emotional bond with the onion, you wont cry when its cut" but people's eyes naturally sting around onions

Ah.

TEL HIM WHO'S BOSS