(This is not a joke, REPEAT, this is not a joke) I ran a service call at his estate one day, GW Bush was coming into town and I had to make sure all the equipment was running at the guest house. Upon arrival I was greeted at the gate by private security that I had no intention of calling "rent-a-cops" even as a joke, these dudes all looked mercenary, most likely ex-SEAL's and etc.
There have been rumors for years that there is an underground tunnel from his place to the airport, he's never been spotted tooling around town in a limo or otherwise, he's never allowed pictures of his kids to be published for fear of kidnapping attempts, New Albany OH is the town that Epstein built, back in the day it was a sleepy little backwater.
So sleepy that in my misspent youth we were cruising and boozing and I had to take a leak while getting gas and the facilities were full so I went around back and pissed on the back of the building behind the gas station, which turned out to be New Albany PD.
I think I made them mad because when we pulled out a cop got behind us and was on our bumper for about 5 miles I thought we were busted for sure, never got pulled over though. That'd NEVER happen today, I'd be pulled out of the car, tazed, and a cattleprod shoved up my ass.
The local "news" gives lip service to his ties to Epstein when his name comes up, never any real investigations, just the type of coverage that allows them to claim credibility while never mentioning they're probably in his pocket.
I'd better watch what I'm typing, dont want a knock on the door tonight from a few ex-SEAL's..........
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