Dakirk

I get to choose my own side effect

Stage 5 testicular cancer

whu-
WHY WOULD YOU PICK THAT?

The ability to eat fiberglass

your shit will be VERY painful

Already happens when you eat fiberglass

like way beyond that pain

Oh yeah

omnikinesis.

But it’s like very very weak

everytime you control a motion your mother gets involved in a different kind of ''motion''. and they shall not pull out.

if i turn her into a sword that literally means people impale their dihs
the fun will be endless

they shall find a way....

they'll get stabbed like crazy tho lmao

you have acquired: pregnant mothersword.

so
more swords?

Swordius sapiens [S. sapiens]

WAIT HES GOT A POINT

infinite sword glitch lmao

fr start selling em

Having Good Luck.

Israel takes control of the world once you use a pinch of your luck

Wait, which one came first?!

Only works once every 24 hours

Aw crud.

To be able to turn anyone into a femboy

it only works on a certain age group and it changes everyday

“Please be over 18, please be over 18!”

Lmao

super anti depresso. can make people happy in their life

and like stop them from killing themselves

Ranged. Only works in a certain radius.

you yourself are eternally depressed

so i still be myself and safe people!

Shapeshifting.

Death upon 5th shift

I no longer feel emotion