v1 CANNOT beat a speedster

here before ban

for what gng T-T

go look it up, can v1, in any circumstances beat kratos

now remind the ai that kratos can move at FTL+ speeds, they often forget that

re-read
if going by mechanics actually used in game, V1 wins
going by lore, Kratos wins

I went by lore for v1 too, the reason the game mechanics kratos loses is cause its pretty boring to play a game that's meant to be going at FTL+ speeds, namely why the flash can move at trillions of times faster than light speeds, but in games he's just a little faster than everyone else

now do the game versions.

use something that isn't a clanker, you metal sucking botrider

no, I just know a bunch, im waiting for a steam sale, i have a computer but I only use that for gaming and work

I don't want to, im just fine with my flip phone, I don't need to be addicted to a smart phone

also have you actually played GoW either, considering a shitty laptop can't run it probably

I work at a welding and fabrication shop, I also do high school wrestling year round, i do fine without youtube

then how come, how damned come, shall you be less than capable of buying a shitty phone that at least runs Google?

I meant blocked as in YouTube is blocked on my laptop, not "im blocking you"

well then.
I'd recommend turning off imgflip and focus on
idk
getting a job

blocked

if you block me, i win.
do you want to deal with the existential crisis of technically losing?

my devices are a school laptop and a flip phone

the humble YouTube.com:

I wouldn't know, plus I don't have YouTube so I can't look up a playthrough

how the hell do you not have YouTube
do your parents not let you watch it 💔

cause that takes way to f**king long, I don't care for ultrakill

ah yes, you think that the game where P-ranking takes 7 minutes at most is too long

I don't play ultrakill, therefore the ai is the fast way of compiling data and giving it to me, that's what ai should be for, not for the world of art and creativity

well obviously
play the game then.

i saw your post.
Google it then.
there's absolutely no way you're too lazy to Google something

I did google it, that's what that is, google

then why'd you ask ChatGPT instead of just searching for ultrakill gameplay?

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4 coins, a hand, a shotgun, a sawgun, and a rail gun:

vs a god that moves faster than light, vaporizes galaxies with punches, and kills other gods

the humble parry:

since kratos can move at beyond light speed, that means that v1 cannot process when kratos goes to hit him, therefore he cannot parry since kratos is moving faster than his eyes can see him move, send electrical signals to say "hey this guy is coming toward us" so that the brain can say "ok, parry him", by the time electricity can get to the brain, he has been dead for a while, any argument?

also, did i mention that game v1 can infinitely respawn

so can kratos, he died then just fought his way out of hell many times

also, V1 can just punch Kratos' attacks to negate them and heal

since kratos can move at beyond light speed, that means that v1 cannot process when kratos goes to hit him, therefore he cannot parry since kratos is moving faster than his eyes can see him move, send electrical signals to say "hey this guy is coming toward us" so that the brain can say "ok, parry him", by the time electricity can get to the brain, he has been dead for a while, any argument?

you can't parry him, you can't punch him, you can't even see him, because as soon as you process a thought, you've been dead for a while

you ALSO forgot about Something Wicked, which is EFFECTIVELY IMMORTAL, ONESHOTS EVERYTHING ON CONTACT, AND CAN TELEPORT

is Something Wicked a person in the game or a power up, cause if its another character, that irrelevant v=cause im talking about v1 vs kratos

0-S' main boss, which is capable of killing literally anything in one hit, and V1 is still capable of outmaneuvering it

speed trumps v1, that's a fact

bosses such as minos prime and gabriel TELEPORT basically (beyond light speed by a large margin), therefore since V1 is capable of beating both, f**k you

ad hominem, also can Gabriel and minos prime beat the f**k out of literal gods during his teleport, or it is just the measly pop to a different place

no, however, Kratos doesn't have:
sawtraps
coins that can redirect attacks
negating damage
etc

ALSO
in ULTRAKILL, dashing negates attacks, until you reach magenta attacks that can't be dashed through, which kratos doesn't have hell energy, f**k you

fun you mean kratos doesn't have hell energy, also since kratos can move at beyond light speed, that means that v1 cannot process when kratos goes to hit him, therefore he cannot parry or dodge since kratos is moving faster than his eyes can see him move, send electrical signals to say "hey this guy is coming toward us" so that the brain can say "ok, parry/dodge him", by the time electricity can get to the brain, he has been dead for a while

hell energy.
the thing Strays, Schisms, Malicious Faces, Cerberi, Mannequins, Hideous Masses, Mindflayers, Soldiers, the Corpse of King Minos' parasites, the Flesh Prison, the Flesh Panopticon, the 1000-THR, the Very Cancerous Rodent, and MORE use

kratos move at FTL+ speeds, hell energy is irrelevant