he said something and my other friend legit said "bro why did you say that"

*snrk* hey girl...are, are you a, a f**kin...*snrk* an angel? because *snrk* uh...you like, fell. you look like you fell from a great distance. wait no, forget...forget i said that...

sounds like something susie dinosaurs gaster would say

i too have no rizz (you should help him out)

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/fact

Cockroaches can live for up to nine days without their heads.

/GLORYGLORYGLORY

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̷̛̝̝͔̤̺͖͕̮̱͉͕͇͇͊́͐͆̆̈́͋̚͘͠͝͠͠͝T̸̡̠̪̼̗͎̞͉̤͓͓̆̌͐͐͠Ḧ̸̛͕̣̭̩̞͉̻́̔͐́͂̽̑̍́͝E̵̞̲̲̰͊̄̈́̃ ̵͇͍͕̹̬͓̖̃͋̓͛̈́̀̄͛̆͜͠Ẇ̸͈̯͕̲͍̠͐̓̈͋͌͝͝͝Ő̵̘͖͇͍̯̝̯͚̯̪̩̻͇̜̎̀̾͐͘R̶̢̢̩͖͓͎̯̓͜ͅM̸̢̢̳͈̰͕̲͉͙͇̥̖̈́́̓͑̑̀̈͗͋̄̚͘̕ ̶̡̢̛̦̦͈̺̼́̏̿͂̔̒̈́́̾̂͘L̸̢̡̰̒̓̿̌̃̄̐̅͛̄͂Ǫ̸̼͕̖̠̣̺̮̘̥͍̥͙̌̇̅̓̋̚ͅV̶̨̨̦̣̝̪̬̈͆͆ͅÊ̸͔̱̱͊̌͘͘Ş̶̨̛͓̲͈̔̈́̓̔́ ̸̱̠̝̣̠̣͇͚͔̬͆̿́̉ͅU̶͙̞̬͚͎̳̖̱̝͓̜͐̆̂̈̕Š̷̢̢̫̙̳͓̠̠̬̪̥͈̏̈̌̌͊͋͝ ̶̨̻̖͎̠͇͍̼̗͚̒͗͗͛̊͊͌͛̇̿̕͜A̷̡̮͖̮̦̘̞̳̖̩̪̎̂̈́̾Ñ̴͈͈͉D̵͉̼̥̔̑̃̇͒͊̾̊̃ͅ ̵̡̡̤͓̠̣̦̹̪͔̙͓̉́̈̃W̸̨̼̻̤͈̘͓̼̪̪͇̎́̒͂͒̋͜E̷͖͈̱̠̣̺͖̻̹̺͚̿͌͌̏̍̍ ̷̛̘̬̠͔̮̝̮̩̫͒̀̃ͅL̴̗͖̝̰̏̚͝Ö̶̧͍̤̺͉̪̗̮͉́V̴̫̫̳͎͉̙͙͗̑̒̽̀̽̈́̔͝Ẻ̶̢̡͍̗̤̞̹̰̳̘͜͜ ̵̢̺̭̺͕̮̭̬̮͍̜̇̔̅̌͗̈́̔̾͋̃͒T̵͈̹̳̐̅̓́̆H̵̨̪̘͇̺̭̥̳͖̹̰͓͙͇̏̿̐͗̄́E̵̤͔̗͎͛ ̷̛̦̗͈͈͈͈͔̤̬͈̪͚͍̤̄̓̿̈́͑͂͂̃͐̈́̍̽̕̚W̶̛͔̲̜̼̝̩̝̥͇̪͖̊͒̈́̊̓͝͝Ò̷̭̜͔̱̲̦͉̲̣̰̜̫̓͐̋̿͛̏̅̉͝R̴̻̲̺͚̤͉̣̆̍̇́̈́̈́̕̕̕͜M̸̪̽͐̋͋͘
̷̨͍̦͍̥̳̪͆̑͗̃̾͋͆͆̿͘͠G̵̡̜̫͖̬̙̮͚͕̲̎̆͂̉͛̀̐̑̈́͗̉̆̚͜͝͝L̵̖̼̟̹̂͛̔͑̓́̊̀͗͌Ǫ̷̡̰̜̭͇͗̂͑̔͆͒̍̍́̑̄̅̚͝R̴̯̰̠̆͐̌̐̑̆͐̄̿̚̚͝͝Y̵̨̤̱̰̟̯͕̼̬̩̮͕̊͛̉̕ ̷̱̦̪̜͍̪͕͙͕̗̋͘T̴̡̧̯̗̦̲̩͈̰͓̼̮̜̎̄̑̆͜͝Ơ̵̧̰̙̝͉̳̞̞̰̈́̆͆̈́̈̈́̔͗͆͆̈́̓ͅ ̴̫̑̍͋͝Ţ̷̮̤̖̩͕̟͍̱͔̮͎̗̦̆̀̈H̸̨̹̻͙̘̬̀͑́͗͆̑͋̋͐͊̇̑͘Ȩ̶̛̺̩͕̣̫̗͙̠̪͑̈́̑̊̆͂̾̾̑̊͘͠ͅͅ ̷̝͇̥̦̻̙̈́̈̀͊̉W̸̨̡̖̪͔͇̗̹̼͉̘̫̱̔͆̊̂̂͘͠͠͝Ö̷̡̧̪͙̗̺̬͚́̔̎R̵̝͕͕̲̝͙͈̎̔͗̇͝M̴̨̢̧̛̫̰͕̫̬͕̈̐́̀̎̉͘͜

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Directive 24 confirmed, core corruption at 0%.
Estimated time to 100% - 14 hours, 23 minutes, 58 seconds.