Try to make someone with no sexual attraction blush

*makes you drink the apple juice that makes you blush*

*it is ineffective*

*throws blush (makeup) on you*

*it appears that I am blushing, but doesn’t emotionally affect me

*

technically you're still blushing

Ig

the room has increased in temperature by 17 degrees

Jokes on you I live in Florida! I won’t blush for hours

the temperature suddenly decreased by 30 degrees

Oh no! Winter weather! I need to get a jacket!

*dies*

You just remembered your most embarrassing moment in front of everyone and it is replaying in your mind and you just cannot say it out loud.

Ineffective: every day I’m alive is the most embarrassing day of my life, so I would have to always be blushing

exactly

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