The hell do I need a gun for when I have a baseball bat??

I mean seriously I keep one right next to my bed just in case anybody breaks the f**k into my house

I have 2 swords, a Russian special forces shovel, axe, saw, and about 20 knives in my room

However, most robbers carry guns these days so you only have one chance to strike, otherwise you're dead

yeah thats why my back up plan is climb out the window