I read some internet trash that said Putin doesn't want to be unalived like Muammar Gaddafi. You know you're rotten to the core if your greatest fear is revolution with bayonets.
FAMOUS DEATHS OF TYRANTS OFTEN INVOLVE VIOLENT, ABRUPT ENDS, REFLECTING THE BRUTAL NATURE OF THEIR RULE. MUAMMAR GADDAFI {2011}: WHILE OFFICIALLY UNALIVED FROM INJURIES SUSTAINED IN A PEW PEW FIGHT AND SUBSEQUENT BEATING, VIDEO EVIDENCE INDICATED THE FORMER LIBYAN LEADER WAS "BUGGERED" WITH A BAYONET BY REBEL FIGHTERS BEFORE BEING SHOT. SADDAM HUSSEIN {2006}: UNALIVED BY A SHORT DROP AND A SUDDEN STOP IN IRAQ AFTER BEING CONVICTED OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. NICOLAE CEAUSESCU {1989}: THE ROMANIAN DICTATOR WAS CAPTURED AND UNALIVED BY PEW PEW SQUAD ALONG WITH HIS WIFE DURING THE ROMANIAN REVOLUTION. ADOLF HITLER UNALIVED HIMSELF ON APRIL 30, 1945. THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED HISTORICAL CONSENSUS IS THAT HE WAS UNALIVED FROM A SELF-INFLICTED PEW PEW WOUND TO THE RIGHT TEMPLE. SOME ACCOUNTS SUGGEST HE ALSO BIT INTO A CYANIDE CAPSULE AT THE SAME TIME. BENITO MUSSOLINI {1945}: THE ITALIAN FASCIST DICTATOR WAS UNALIVED BY ITALIAN PARTISANS, AFTER WHICH HIS BODY WAS DISPLAYED PUBLICLY. MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE {1794}: FOLLOWING THE REIGN OF TERROR IN FRANCE, HE WAS UNALIVED BY GUILLOTINE. HIPPARCHUS {514 BC}: AN EARLY EXAMPLE OF TYRANNICIDE IN ATHENS, UNALIVED BY HARMODIUS AND ARISTOGEITON. CLEARCHUS OF HERACLEA {353 BC}: UNALIVED BY A GROUP LED BY HIS OWN COURT PHILOSOPHER.
