UH, WILL YOU GUYS ACCEPT A PRESS PASS? WHAT ABOUT ONE OF THESE? RACE CARD; DISABLED CARD; LGBTQ+ CARD; DEMOCRAT CARD; VICTIM CARD; I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR; HEY YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY? THIS'LL BE THE FIRST BLACK GUY IN US HISTORY TO BE HIT WITH THE ANTI-KKK LAW