THE ONE THING THE STAR WARS SEQUELS GOT RIGHT? MODERN WOMEN'S DATING CHOICES! "I'm a brave hot-shot pilot who fights for freedom and for all those who can't fight!"; "Eww! Get away from me you toxic male scum! Patriarchy!"; "I'm a murderous psychopath who bathes in the blood of children and I plan to enslave the galaxy!"; "OMG you're soooo hot! I bet I can fix you! I'll be your slave anytime, baby!"
