Thou human clodpate! Thou hast besplattered thine kibble chalice with beer and made thine kibble soggy! Fie upon thee, thou drunken fustilarian! Thou art a muck-spout and a stain on my presence! Thou art worthy to lick a leper's boot, not serve a King! Begone thy stammering dew-beater, lest I have thy head on a spike!
