HERE ARE THE BEST WAYS TO SURVIVE A FIRE (PROVEN); STEP 1: SPOT THE FIRE; STEP 2: RUN AWAY FROM FIRE (OPTIONAL); STEP 3: RIZZ UP THE FIRE (VERY IMPORTANT; STEP 4: FART MAJESTICALLY TO DISPLAY DOMINANCE; STEP 5: HAVE A CONVERSATION AND GET TO KNOW IT'S FEELINGS; STEP 6: GIVE THE FIRE SOME FOOD SO IT FEELS COMFORTABLE; STEP 7: KINDLY ASK THE FIRE TO LEAVE; CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE FIRE
