Let me guess:

Melania is just propaganda

Let me guess again:

If Melania was not Trump’s wife, then she would have been deported a long time ago

I bet that if Heaven exists, then Abraham Lincoln and Jimmy Carter are up there acting like Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets

Like this:

Lincoln: Watching ‘’Melania’’ was the worst experience I’ve ever had in a theater

Carter: What about what happened to you at Ford’s Theatre?

Lincoln: At least I didn’t have to sit through the whole thing for that one

Both start laughing