I almost got touched once my some random ass jock who dragged me into the boys locker room, after he grabbed my tit I gave him an uppercut and then punched the side of his face and kicked him in the nuts 10 times and ran
listen, there isnt a single man that lets himself get kicked in the nuts 10 times. even if he got down he would curl up in a ball and use his hand to protect the nut area. so you lying about the nut part.
Back in 7th grade me and my friends would always walk up to random people while making the most DEVIOUSLY SMUG FACE and say in unison "I can show you something strange if you give me some change."