He made a statement so trash (updated)

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I am shoving these into your mailbox at exactly 9:37:04 AM

Jokes on you I’m not gonna be present at my mailbox at that time!

I’m gonna put them in a package outside your house en

A package that has to be checked by multiple security measures and will nearly guarantee your package of a bomb never even makes it to my state!

I will personally deliver it

To an address that you don’t even know how to find, perhaps?

Find my address then

What’s the temp name

Garbage Alert

A: no shit